One Liner Section: Many Short Stories

One Liners II: More Short Stories

• The Package - added 4/2005
• Reappearing Dolphins - added 12/2004
• Chief Duck - added 3/2004
• Bring Enough Clothes - added 3/2004
• Two ORSE's for the Price of One  - added 3/2004
• Repel Boarders (Even if it's Santa) - added 12/2003
• Smuggling Hash - added 12/2003
• Kill Us Twice - added 12/2003
• Mexican Bean Bomb - added 12/2003
• Seaman Sam - added 10/2003
• Naked Doodles - added 10/2003
• Moo COB - added 10/2003
• Gitmo Fishing Trip - added 10/2003
• Watch "Relief" - added 10/2003
• Turtle - added 2/2003
• Numbsy - added 2/2003
• Harvey High School - added 2/2003
• A Boot in the (Sticky)Buns - added 2/2003
• Familygram - added 2/2003
• Doc Has the Dive - added 2/2003
• Pull the Right String - added 2/2003
• The Paint Locker is Open - added 2/2003
• Baggin' the Bullnose - added 2/2003
• The Smoke Storage Locker - added 2/2003
• Pig in the Wardroom - added 1/2003
• Pitcher Of Steam - added 12/2002
• Blowing #2 Sanitary Inboard - added 10/2002
• Submariners Don't Wear Underwear - added 10/2002
• Iceberg, Emergency Deep! - added 10/2002
• The Joke's on the COB - added 8/2002
• Secure Pumping! - added 7/2002
• The Island of NAGA(hyde) - added 7/2002
• The Hunt for Red (Label) Marlboros - added 7/2002
• Morrison Mountain - added 7/2002
• Big Red - added 7/2002
• Mid Watch Follies - added 7/2002
• The Geedunk Truck
• Way To Go, Chief!
• Bergall Greeting
• Shark Watch
• Goofus and the Sanitary Blow
• Target Ship
• Bad Bubble on the Ray
• Capt Ted Lewin's Missing Stateroom Door
• Doghouse Overboard!
• No Cover and a Seagull Overhead
• Just a Hair Short (of passing inspection)
• The Captain's Shoes
• Shark Watch
• Setting Clocks to the Second
• Missing Stateroom Door
• Water Bubble Barrier
• Negative Well Pressure!
• Wrong Handle!
• Lost Stanchion
• The Spud War of 1975
• Make 40 Knots??
• Shore Power... Not!
• Blind Surface
• Midwatch Streak
• Nautilus Misfits
• I Need a Water Slug!
• McGuiver's Bomb
• Banana Boat
• Back Emergency
• Things NOT to say during an ORSE team visit
• After baffle sample
• Yellow coveralls